Author Topic: What would we do without blonds?  (Read 2860 times)

spud

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What would we do without blonds?
« on: July 28, 2011, 10:27:52 PM »
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
 
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
 
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
 
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into
the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat
belts, and off they went.
 
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the
street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big
crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
blond. "What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to
take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
 
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,"but we had money left over so now
we're going to Sea World."
 
 
 
Have a Great Day!
 8)
Later,

Spud

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Re: What would we do without blonds?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 12:47:33 AM »
Good one Spud!    :D    Here's one back at ya:

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
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Re: What would we do without blonds?
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2011, 02:57:30 PM »
Thanks Spud.  That was funny.  ;D

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