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Good one, Spud!
In a similar vein . . . .
Little Lord Fauntleroy's birthday was fast approaching, and his parents were in a dither as they tried in vain to think of something to get for him as a birthday gift. The task was especially difficult since the little blighter already had just about everything imaginable.
In desperation, they decided to put the question to the kid, so they asked him what he wanted for his birthday.
Little Lord Fauntleroy replied, "I wanna watch!".
So they let him.